PHD in patience!

I really think I have earned a PHD in Patience. By 9am this morning I had my brain abused with these emails.

Hi Xxxxx can get of the plan keep the same phonesl and it does not work for us. The saving will exceed the cost of keeping to the current plan over the next 2 years.
My suggestion is to talk corporate to corporate and see if they would consider it first from a customer view point check with your upline or call to discuss

Michelle

Seriously. If you can decipher that, I will give you a pat on the back. I replied that I had no idea what she had typed and asked if she could try again. I hope Mr. Punctuation and Grammar are around when she types the reply!

And then there is this little gem of a conversation.

Hi Vonney,

Sorry for the late reply, It’s been hectic here.

I think for this you need to check wether your account is delegated to anyone. To check, go to Tools  > Options and then click on the Delegates tab. Is your account delegated to anyone?

Xxxxx

Can’t do it…… L

What can’t you do?

Remove Michael from being able to see my emails. Can’t do what you instructed…..

Can you click on tools?

Yep, can click on tools and options and delegate – where to from here?

(my note: SEE YOU CAN DO WHAT I ASKED YOU TO DO! NOOB!)

This is going to be a long day!